What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the broom late for school?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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