Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do cows go to New York?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What time does everyone love to drink?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?