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Moby-Duck.
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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
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How do you get kids to do something?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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