What fish loves to play in a band?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

When do mice play every day?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?