What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
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What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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