OK, that's enough fish puns.

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What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Where do surfers go to school?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?