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Where should you plant flowers along the road?

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What's the most athletic footwear?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

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Which animal is the best at trying new things?

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What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?