What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How do fleas travel?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?