Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?