What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are cars magic?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
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