What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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