What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What siblings are always sad?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
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