What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why is spring the oddest season?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?