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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do you get straight A's?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why can't you trust a pig?