What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why do dogs run in circles?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..