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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?