What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why was the cow afraid?

What country has the most fish?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?