What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?