What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?