What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's the scariest letter?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?