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Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?