What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do two skunks argue?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?