What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who are Frosty's parents?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why are basketball courts always wet?