OK, that's enough fish puns.

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What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?