What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Families are like fudge.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What are you studying in math?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?