What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What color are all the books in the library?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?