How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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