How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fly without wings?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a magical reptile?
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