Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What is another name for a cow?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?