What did summer say to spring?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why are winter days great?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?