What do elves learn in school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What animal floats best?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the cat so small?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?