What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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