What did the school bully have for lunch?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?