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When does a horse talk?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

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What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

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