What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?