What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?