What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the loudest sport?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which computer won the talent show?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
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