What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which dogs love to study science?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Bears love exotic cars.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where does cheese invest its money?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What time of day was Adam created?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?