What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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