What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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