What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
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