What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
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