What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the Little LeagueĀ® player run to the park during his time at bat?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
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