Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?