Why was the math book sad?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What animal floats best?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?