What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?