Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What was the first animal in space?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Which is the worst season?

What game do cows play at parties?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?