Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the foal cough?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What type of car do planets buy?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?