What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
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What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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