What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?