What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which state has the best streets?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
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