Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
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What do pigs do over the summer?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do bees chew?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
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