What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do farmers do on February 14th?