Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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