Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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