What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's the most determined bird?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?