Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Want to hear a joke about construction?