Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?