What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are cowboys always religious?