What did the Dorito say to his son?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What fish sings the best?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?