Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?