What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
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What's the laziest vegetable?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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