What did autumn say to summer?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?