Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How did the toad die?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?