What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?