What did one firefly say to the other?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How was the wedding?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

How does cardboard get its workout in?