How do you spot a modern spider?

Why was the dog overweight?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What car can't keep a secret?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?