Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
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