Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Who is a house's favorite band?