What's a dog's favorite city?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the shower say to the toilet?