My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why is winter considered holy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
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