My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did summer say to spring?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
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