My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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