What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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