What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
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