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A flat fish.
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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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