What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?