How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was the math book sad?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?