What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?