What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?