How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What animal knows how to work a computer?