How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
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What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do rich squirrels eat?
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