Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call an old snowman?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?