What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do bees chew?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How long will dinner be?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?