What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How do football players deal with their problems?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?