What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

How do billboards talk?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?