What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What are the strongest days of the week?