How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which founding father loves to sing?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?