How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call the king of vegetables?