Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?