Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the opposite of irony?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was the bunny upset?
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