Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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