What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

I broke my finger!

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?