Why do math teachers love March?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do porcupines always win the game?