What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do insects learn at school?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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