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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

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What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?