Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a pirate's favorite color?