What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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