What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the tree get lost?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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