Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?