What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do polar bears vote?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?