Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?