Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?