If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
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Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
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