Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!