Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do trees have so many friends?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?