Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
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