Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How was the wedding?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
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