How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?