What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?