What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?