Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How do you organize a space party?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?