What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?