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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the horse so happy?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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