Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?