What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Where does laundry go to college?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?