Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?