Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why don't ants get sick?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?