What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?