What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?