What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which is the worst season?