What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?