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What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why are books always so angry?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?